The following is abridged from
an article in the 'Welney News' issue 27. (Author anon, but in the inimitable style of DL - thanks Dirk)
"I must admit that I am no great
cricketing fan, but the thought of a few hours relief from gardening and the lure of a beer tent plus fish and chip van were just too good to miss. To stretch out on Welney's finest
patch of green under what promised to be blue skies and sun, seemed to be a treat.
And, by the way, there was also a
cricket match of some repute to gaze upon. The £5.00 entry fee included a free raffle ticket and donation towards Jack Birkenshaw's Benefit Season (Jack being an ex Yorkshire,
Worcestershire and Leicestershire player, coach for Somerset and now coach for Leics).
The Leics team boasted three
former England players: Devon Malcolm, Jack Birkenshaw and Vince Wells. After a photo call the Welney Eleven (including three guest players) took to the field and Leics opened the
batting applauded by a somewhat sparse crowd (but reported to be 200). The Welney bowlers must have decided to be gentle with the batters as balls flew every where, courtesy of Vince
Wells. Two or three times over the hedge going Marifa Lodge way, then our turn came to take cover as they whistled overhead zapping Nursery House garden and one eventually plonked into
their fish pond (fresh supplies for the fish van?). Lucky escape for the conservatory! A thought came to mind that Leics wanted the spectators to join in - I bet it's not like this
when watching Pat Rix's carpet bowls in the pavilion.
Leics declared when the score got
into the two hundreds and all went into tea, which meant that I could have a refill from the beer tent and see what's happening at the fish van. Now you may think that fish and chips
are a favourite of mine, which may well be true. However, back to the cricket.
Resumption of play saw Devon
Malcolm attempting to intimidate our lads, but the true Fen spirit came into being and after a few overs of bowling he gave up. Somehow I didn't feel as though I needed to be ready to
duck and dive for cover, fearful of sixes whizzing overhead. Gary Nicholls scored 28 with the Lamb and Flag's Dennis (that will be a good portion of chips for me Dennis next time I'm
in for a meal) scoring 20. In the main the lads made a good show bringing their final score into the eighties.
Thank you for an enjoyable
afternoon Welney Croft Cricket Club."